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I currently live in the Deep South (Alabama), with my wife Amy and our three cats: Natchez, Pippin, and Sir. I'm the organist for a small Methodist church, and in my spare time I enjoy singing karaoke, watching obscure movies, and creating videos . My titles can be found on Amazon, BarnesandNoble, BooksAMillion, and numerous ebook-only sites. I also publish humor essays and poetry created by Kevin Lawson and Elliot Kent.

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