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When brilliant quantum physicist Dr. Eli Chen accidentally travels through parallel universes during the holiday season, he experiences different versions of his life and love. Across realities where Christmas is outlawed, where he never met his soulmate Marcus, and futures both wondrous and bleak, Eli must find his way back to his own world and true love. This heartwarming and mind-bending tale explores the power of love across the multiverse and reminds us that home is where the heart is - in any reality.

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A Hilarious Journey Through Modern Gay Dating!

Dive into the wild world of gay dating apps with Charlie, a perpetually single 28-year-old on a quest for love in the digital age. From clowns to eco-warriors, mimes to conspiracy theorists, Charlie's dating adventures are as diverse as they are disastrous.

Follow along as our hapless hero:

- Survives a date with a professional clown (honking nose included)

- Gets chained to a tree by an overzealous environmentalist

- Attempts to communicate solely through mime

- Hunts for aliens with a tin-foil-hat-wearing conspiracy theorist

- Masters the art of extreme couponing on a supermarket date

With wit, charm, and a healthy dose of self-deprecation, Charlie navigates the often absurd world of modern gay dating. Will he find true love or just more fodder for his increasingly outrageous diary entries?

Perfect for fans of David Sedaris and anyone who's ever swiped right on disaster, \"The Grindr Diaries\" is a laugh-out-loud funny look at the trials and tribulations of finding connection in a world of endless options.

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A Hilarious Journey Through Modern Gay Dating!

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- Survives a date with a professional clown (honking nose included)

- Gets chained to a tree by an overzealous environmentalist

- Attempts to communicate solely through mime

- Hunts for aliens with a tin-foil-hat-wearing conspiracy theorist

- Masters the art of extreme couponing on a supermarket date

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